Help her? Dude. I'm a perv. This is my thing. I get on that.

From Create Your Own Story

She's naked, and despite being a gory mess, you somehow only see her as a sexual object.

Then you reconsider, because you've got big problems here. Right? Right?

• No. I'm telling you. I bone her down. Don't be a dildo.

• You're right. I've got problems. Sorry.