Go to school, you're already late dumbass
From Create Your Own Story
Oh shit, you're already late! You slip into yesterday's casual attire, grab your skateboard and zoom to school (not minding the assholes who look at you with shock because you have a massive bulge in your pants your not even trying to hide).
Anyway, you arrive in school shaky and sweaty. You're thirty minutes late 'coz you were up all night watching Oscar dela Hoya porn.
When you get into the classroom, there's a chemistry exam. You fail big time. Principal Weatherbee calls you to his office.
