Go to Zetas

You are walking down the quad and suddenly you see a van drive by with a big "ZETAS" on it.

"Hey wait for me bro! I'm down with Zetas and shit!" you scream at the van.

The van comes to a screeching halt and the sliding door opens. Three Mexicans are staring at you with assaoult weapons in thier hands.

"QUE DICE GRINGO?" says one.

"Uhhh.... I was looking for the Zet..."

You don't get a chance to finish. These dudes are the wrong Zetas stupid. They wax you down and blow your ass away.

Read the News sometime schmuck.

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