Female laughter... It might be your lucky day

From Create Your Own Story

Females? Lemme at 'em! Where are they? You maneuver toward the source of the feminine laughter. You come to a trail, upon which THREE FEMALE HIKERS WALK! JACKPOT!!!

• Charm the hikers out of their clothes with your carbon-based wit
• Adhere your slime body to one of them and just feel!
• Capture one of them and rape her, though doing so will be hard, due to your lack of genitalia

You are:

A mass of living slime