Fallout- DickDie
From Create Your Own Story
You regret your decision the second your pants hit your knees, but you flop out your dick right in front of Alice. She laughs hysterically which leads you to believe she is not impressed. The other 10 or so people who have filed into the room start laughing as well. Thankfully, no guards or teachers saw you expose yourself.
You hurriedly pull up your pants and return to your usual seat next to Sam and Jeff.
"Whatever mushrooms you got into this morning..." Jeff said, "I want a couple for myself"
Sam laughed. "Me too. How much do you want for a dozen"
You are grateful they made light of the situation. "I'll see what I can do" you joke.
You make a few more jokes over breakfast and for the most part, everyone around you believe you did it just to be funny rather than a desperate attempt to achieve some sort of intimacy with a woman. You avoid making any eye contact with Alice and her table. You can only hope they are laughing about the situation as well.