D&D: Make sure he'll never have reason to repeat the attempt-castrate him
From Create Your Own Story
While he lays there, you hook his pants down further, your blade still holding him down by the throat. His member is uncircumcised and rather large-but especially unclean. With a sweep of your blade, you take the partially erect member off, eliciting a mixture of gasps and outcries from the audience-Hansel himself of course being the loudest scream.
"Match" you claim, appointing your victory as you pull your clothes back into order and walk to the cure potion. You take it back to Hansel and shove it into his mouth, a pool of blood beneath his groin, it ceases to grow as the potion is consumed-but in its place only a warped, disfigured hole for urine is made.
The Dwarf turns to hurl while you march to take up your winnings and make your way to the fighters seats.
D&D: With that image on everyone's mind, issue a challenge
D&D: Take a seat, you're too frustrated to make another challenge.
