Convect the most advanced food you are able to: a Hot Pocket

From Create Your Own Story

You throw a ham and cheese flavored Hot Pocket into the microwave and set it for 1:00. You press start. One minute later, you take it out and set it on the counter to cool.

"Just what the hell are you doing?!" a angry voice, which you cannot pinpoint the source of, demands.

"Umm, who said that?" you wonder, frightened.

"Man, shut the fuck up!" the voice orders in response.

"Who are you?" you ask, growing hysterical. "What do you want?"

"I'm inside your mind, fool," the voice growls. "Now, answer my goddamn question!"

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