Choose your own Naruto Adventure- Go to P544
From Create Your Own Story
As hard as you try (which isn't very hard at all), you just can't seem to resist the puppet wielder...and he knows it...not that you have any complaints.
As time goes by, your knowledge on future events eventually runs dry and you tell Tsunade (you're still corresponding with her after all) as much, but never to despair. You had after all performed a great service to the village and are offered the opportunity to come back to Konoha. You explain to Gaara and the others that you are no longer an informant to Tsunade...and that you have the option to return to Konoha.
"You're not going to go back are you?" Kankuro asks as he happens to be in the office at the time of you informing Gaara.
"Well, I am considering it..." You say tapping your chin thoughtfully as Kankuro scowls at you. "But I'd much rather stay here if that's alright." You grin.
Both you and Kankuro look expectantly to Gaara who returns it with a blank expression.
"Very well..."
Later
"Oh come on Kankuro, I was only kidding...I'd already decided I was staying..." You try to explain to the still scowling puppet wielding Nin. Kankuro fails to respond and you are getting very fed-up with the silent-treatment. "What the hell do you want from me?! An apology?! Fine! I'm sorry! I'm sorry if your stupid male ego or pride or whatever the hell it is that's got you so pissed at me!" You snap.
Kankuro's scowl disappears to be replaced with a smirk. "It's going to take a little more than an apology..."
You look at him flatly, "You're an a**."
"And yet you still want me."
"Correction: You're a cocky a**."
"Maybe, but I'm right."
"...I should have gone back to Konoha." You sigh.
"You know you don't mean that..." Kankuro chuckles.
"Oh? How can you be so sure? I could march right back into Gaara's office and tell him I've changed my mind."
"Well, I better make sure you don't then..."
"Kanku-" And in one swift motion he has his lips firmly on yours. You feel your face heat up as your heart palpitates wildly. Sure, Kankuro had hit on you a lot but he had never actually...been this forceful. You have no idea how long the two of you remain that way...you just know that your legs feel awfully weak and you're overcome by a sense of giddiness.
"Still want to leave?" Kankuro asks.
You just shake your head...doubting you'd be able to form anything coherent if you tried speaking.
You are taught some basic techniques, just enough so you're not completely useless...By the time two years roll by you find yourself working in the Kazekage's office...yep, you're a bureaucrat...don't worry the naruto world needs you too.
It is another typical day at the Kazekage's office building...meaning you have a huge-*ss pile of papers to get through. At first you had been happy that you could be of some use to the village...but oh, how mind's can change...
"...I hate paperwork." You groan whilst examining the day's work ahead of you but having no other option (seeing as you had procrastinated as much as you could) you get started on the long dull laborious task that lies ahead...
"Only 35 more pages..." You say to yourself after about two hours. "35 agonizing pages...then I'm done...and I might actually be able to leave the office early for once."
As if on cue, a sand Nin stops by and drops a fresh pile of papers onto your desk before exiting the room.
"Why me?" You wail.
"Why you-what?" A familiar voice asks from the doorway.
You know very well who it is...and a combination of excitement and apprehension coils and settles in the pit of your belly as you look up and your gaze locks with his. There are two reasons Kankuro stops by your workplace...either he actually needed something like a document or...
"...Do you need anything Kankuro?" You ask casually as you busy yourself with the papers on your desk...although you're not really paying attention.
"You could say that..." He chuckles and you hear him approaching your desk.
'Reason number two...' You think to yourself as your face heats up.
One of his hands comes to rest on your own to stop you from fidgeting...while the other moves the stack of papers aside...You had been expecting it but...
"Kankuro...can't this wait until later?" You say weakly.
"Baby, you know I don't like to wait..." And with that he pulls you up onto the desk.
"Kankuro!" You gasp. "What if somebody walks in here?!"
Kankuro pauses, "Then I'll go lock the door..." But instead of moving to do that he tilts his head slightly and looks thoughtful. "You know..."
He suddenly smirks. "I think Gaara went out for a bit...and his desk is a lot roomier than yours-"
"Don't even go there!" You snap...no way are you going to allow yourself to get caught on the Kazekage's desk.
"Okay, okay..." He slips down to lock the door before returning to his spot...and you. "Now...where were we?"
You sigh blushing slightly, "Kankuro...I just never feel right about this..."
"You didn't complain last time..." He chuckles in response. "Or the time before that...and the time before that..."
...The reason you leave the office so late isn't always because of the paperwork...
One year later
You've recently moved in with Kankuro...who still lives with his two siblings...not that you really mind although yours and Kankuro's antics tend to get on the other two's nerves...The relationship you have with their brother certainly is an interesting one...first you're yelling at him for something he's inadvertently done, followed by an exchange of more yelling (from you) and some sly remarks (from him) followed by hugs and kisses...a display that by this stage has taken place in every part of the house with either one or both the other sand siblings present...
"You were practically drooling!" You accuse Kankuro.
"I was not!" He tries to defend himself.
"You were totally checking her out! Don't think I didn't see you ogling her breasts!"
"They were right in front of me! What was I supposed to do?! Look away?!"
"You're such an a**!"
"You're way too paranoid!"
Temari enters the kitchen with a sigh, "What are the two of you arguing about this time..."
"He was hitting on a waitress!" You respond jabbing your finger in her brother's direction.
"I was not hitting on her!"
"You gave her your phone-number I saw you slip something into her hand!" (A/N Do they even have phones in the naruto world? I can't really remember...)
"That was the tip!"
"An awfully big tip don't you think!"
"What the hell is your problem?!"
"You don't love me anymore!" You wail.
"Here we go..." Temari sighs.
"Why would you even think that..." Kankuro's voice immediately softens and he moves to wrap his arms around you. Temari makes herself a cup of tea as she watches the show draw to a close.
"Because you aren't gonna want me anymore...you'll start looking for younger prettier girls more exciting than me!"
"You're over-reacting again..." Kankuro sighs. "...Is it that time of the month again or something?" You did after all have that kind of tendency.
This only causes you to cry out mournfully, making even Temari worry a little.
"What's wrong?" Kankuro demands. "Look, I swear I'll leave the house with a blindfold and never look at another woman again."
"It's not that...it's the other thing that's the problem..." You sniffle. "Besides...if you ever cheated on me I'd cut 'it' off..."
Kankuro grimaces before his thoughts wander back to what you've said. "The other thing? What do you mean?"
In a barely audible whisper you say it..."I'm late."
Silence.
"...By how long?" He finally asks.
"...A couple of months...or more..."
"You've done it this time, little brother..." Temari sighs.
"...But you're not mad at me about that waitress."
"The waitress never was the point!" You snap.
"But you're not mad?"
"Well...no..."
"That's a relief...I didn't think I could take anymore of you yelling at me like that..." Kankuro chuckles and plants a kiss on your forehead.
"But..." You trail off. "If I really am...aren't you...I mean...a baby...at our age?"
"We can handle it." Kankuro shrugs unperturbed...not the kind of reaction you had been expecting. "And as a new step in our relationship..." He smirks. "I think we should consummate this moment."
You look at him blankly, "Isn't that what got us into this...situation in the first place?"
"Is that a no?" He starts moving you to the kitchen table suggestively.
Before you have the chance to answer Temari slams her hand down onto the counter...you had both completely forgotten that she is still in the room.
"I don't care if you 'consummate' or not but you're sure as hell not going to be doing any consummating on this table!"
Kankuro sighs and backs away from the table, "Oh well..." Then he gently takes your hand, "Hey...if we really do have a baby, I've got one request..."
"Yes, Kankuro?" You say uncertainly.
"If it's a girl, I want to name her..."
"But...what if it's a boy?"
Kankuro taps his chin thoughtfully before embracing you tenderly, smirk on his face. "Guess we'll just have to try again, won't we?"
"You're such an a**." You sigh half-heartedly.
"But I'm your a**"
"...Kankuro...that was one retarded come-back..."
He chuckles, "Love you too."
Elsewhere
In a hospital room.
An older woman sits by a young woman's side.
Two nurses watch her.
"It's so sad..." One of them says. "Her daughter has been in a coma for more than three years now...
The woman turns to look at them, "I...don't feel as bad about it as some of you might think..."
The nurses hastily apologize.
"I think she's doing alright." The woman continues smiling tenderly at the young woman in the bed. "Wherever she is...I think...she might be happy..."
Ending Nr 30
(A/N Okay...for some reason this thing just kept on going and going...I just hope that I didn't go too far... Kankuro is one of my favourite characters...so that may explain it...I'm not entirely sure what to think of this ending though... Anyway, thanks for reading.)
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