Approach the old faghag in her kitchen.
From Create Your Own Story
You slip into her dusty ghetto home and approach her.
"Hey grandma, what's cookin?"
She suddenly picks up a frying pan and whacks you over the head.
You fall to the ground, head spinning for about ten seconds, and then you're out.
Once you wake up, you're in a dark cellar, surrounded by... hunks of pig meat? Your hands are tied by a rope.