Open the door and let Matticus in.

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*[[Say NO! to drugs and kick him out - no "friend" of yours does drugs!]]
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*[[Did you say booze and weed? Hell yes, you can stay!]]
*[[Did you say booze and weed? Hell yes, you can stay!]]
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Current revision as of 09:09, 8 February 2013

You head upstairs to greet your virgin neckbeard friend Matticus at the door.

"What's for dinner?" asks Matticus, remarking the singed-fur odour that still clings to the air.

"Errr... Sorry, bro. I accidentally set it on fire."

"Hey bro," he asks, "ya mind if I hand at your place overnight? My mom kicked me out of her basement so uhh... I sorta need a place to stay, bro. I can hook you up with some booze and green if ya'd like."

It hits you that Matticus is asking to stay at your house and he will have to use the guest room. He will definitely notice the remains there!

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