Run out the door screaming like a little baby

From Thread 1

You run out the door as fast as you can, screaming. Your concerned neighbors call the police and when the police come you say that there is a one-eyed mumbler in your house. They decide to call the PET team to take you in. A week later, you find yourself in a home, rocking back and forth uttering, "The mumbler, the mumbler."

The End.