Complain that this is the hardest ultimatum in history

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Shut your face, baby! You can't choose which option to use, so you go back. Either that or...

You wait so long that the concert's over, and Alice, Timothy, and the fat Asian all die. You eat their corpses and someone rapes you and gives you AIDS so you die a couple months later.

THE END

NOW GO SCREW YOURSELF

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