Kyle Rayner

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Kyle being a cute pretty button.

The guy who was the sole Green Lantern after Hal Jordan went whacko. He was an artist, a bit of a man-whore, and cute as a button. A god damn button.

Oh, and don't even try to become his girlfriend, bad things happen. His first girlfriend Alex was found chopped up in a fridge (hence Women in Refrigerators), then he dated Donna Troy who is a clusterfuck of a person, and his recent girlfriend Jade is now merged with Kyle and become Ion, which is basically Parallax without the crazy, and more with the most powerful being in the universe aspect.

Don't even try to have a gay crush on Kyle either, or else you'll be bashed in a very special gay bashing issue by Judd Winnick.

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