Bannana Man
From Superdickery
Bannana Man is the alias for Mess in the S.U.T.M. game.
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Description
Known Aliases: Mess
The banana tree is actually a herb which can grow 8 meters tall, and bananas are considered "false berries." Banana trees produce all year long, at a constant, large rate. A banana bunch can have as many as 400 bananas to it, and weigh around 30-50 kilograms, although some have been noted to weigh over 90 kilograms. There are two types of bananas. One is yellow, which is the type most commonly seen in supermarkets, and there are plaintains, which are green and used for cooking, mostly in underdeveloped countries. As a banana peel decomposes, it can produce toxic gasses. Bannana Man has the ability to summon a banana tree, a banana bunch, banana peels, banana peels, or even toxic gases produced by the decomposition. The bananas can be of any size, and either yelllow or plaintains. He has the complete ability to control bananas in any way.
Powers
His powers are well explained above. He has the ability to do nearly everything that can be done with bananas.
Origin
Bannana Man grew up in Jamaica, where people would often sing "Day O!". When he was old enough, he took part in the harvest of bananas, where he was able to carry the largest bunches with the greatest of ease. He finally figured out one day, while he was thinking about wanting a banana, and one appeared. He was recruited by The Organization because the leader loves bananas.
Weaknesses
Oddly enough, bananas aren't yellow enough to affect a Green Lantern's ring.
Reason for the name
His avatar was from the song "Banana Man". Or something like that. An extra 'n' was added because of a typo, and it kept going on.
