Booster Gold

From Superdickery

Booster Gold is a superhero known for many things, such as being a crook, having his own episode of Justice League Unlimited, being a damn good football player, getting his head slammed in a car door by Doomsday, being a JLI member, having really stupid armor in the 90's, being Supernova, having an exquisite rear end, time travel, being a superheroes major in college, and being one of the sexiest men in the entire DCU, to hear HotAndCold tell it.

Booster Gold's real name is Michael Jon Carter, not that he ever uses it. His twin sister is named Michelle Carter. It is currently unknown what on Earth their parents (or their creator, Dan Jurgens), were thinking.

Fact: There are two types of people in this world: those who are fans of Booster Gold, and those who are fans of Booster Gold and just don't know it yet.

He's also a sockpuppet, easily found in this thread, although he has been known to show up in other places semi-frequently.

Can often be found defending himself from HotAndCold and Wonderfish, although Fish denies being anything other than an innocent bystander.