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'''Green Lantern''' refers to many heroes in the [[DC Universe]]. They all wear green clothes and have rings. They like lanterns too, apparently. | '''Green Lantern''' refers to many heroes in the [[DC Universe]]. They all wear green clothes and have rings. They like lanterns too, apparently. | ||
| - | One Green Lantern is [[John Stewart]], who is the best Green Lantern, because he is one of the few who has an actual human personality, other than being an asshole and punching a bunch of things. Another Green Lantern, [[Kyle Rayner]], is an artist. [[The Pez]] and [[Virgil]] think he is hot. The most popular Lantern (for no reason at all) is [[Hal Jordan]]. He's a jerk and he punches people a lot. He's best buddies with [[Green Arrow]]. Yet another is [[Guy Gardner]], who is an even bigger jerk than Hal Jordan, but we love him anyway. And then there's [[G'nort]], a dog thing. There's a whole Green Lantern Corps, which is like an army of Green Lanterns. One Green Lantern who is not part of the Corps is [[Alan Scott]], an old guy | + | One Green Lantern is [[John Stewart]], who is the best Green Lantern, because he is one of the few who has an actual human personality, other than being an asshole and punching a bunch of things. Another Green Lantern, [[Kyle Rayner]], is an artist. [[The Pez]] and [[Virgil]] think he is hot. The most popular Lantern (for no reason at all) is [[Hal Jordan]]. He's a jerk and he punches people a lot. He's best buddies with [[Green Arrow]]. Yet another is [[Guy Gardner]], who is an even bigger jerk than Hal Jordan, but we love him anyway (especially [[Hawthorne]]). And then there's [[G'nort]], a dog thing. There's a whole Green Lantern Corps, which is like an army of Green Lanterns. One Green Lantern who is not part of the Corps is [[Alan Scott]], an old guy who is totally awesome. There are a bunch more Green Lanterns, including this hot pink chick and an anti-social Planet. |
It is a well known fact that without their rings, Green Lanterns are powerless. Except from the waist down. | It is a well known fact that without their rings, Green Lanterns are powerless. Except from the waist down. | ||
[[Category: Green Lanterns|*]] | [[Category: Green Lanterns|*]] | ||
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Current revision as of 03:13, 24 May 2007
Green Lantern refers to many heroes in the DC Universe. They all wear green clothes and have rings. They like lanterns too, apparently.
One Green Lantern is John Stewart, who is the best Green Lantern, because he is one of the few who has an actual human personality, other than being an asshole and punching a bunch of things. Another Green Lantern, Kyle Rayner, is an artist. The Pez and Virgil think he is hot. The most popular Lantern (for no reason at all) is Hal Jordan. He's a jerk and he punches people a lot. He's best buddies with Green Arrow. Yet another is Guy Gardner, who is an even bigger jerk than Hal Jordan, but we love him anyway (especially Hawthorne). And then there's G'nort, a dog thing. There's a whole Green Lantern Corps, which is like an army of Green Lanterns. One Green Lantern who is not part of the Corps is Alan Scott, an old guy who is totally awesome. There are a bunch more Green Lanterns, including this hot pink chick and an anti-social Planet.
It is a well known fact that without their rings, Green Lanterns are powerless. Except from the waist down.
