Jean-Claude Van Damme
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"I can crush a walnut with my butt." - Jean-Claude Van Damme
Born in Belgium, Jean-Claude is a drunk, wife-beating cokehead Wallonian ex-martial arts champion who has acted in both big budget blockbusters and straight-to-video stink bombs. While he has not done any good movies in a long while, he does, however, have quite a nice ass.
Israelite status
Jean-Claude's father's mother was Jewish.
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