Tell him you'll be with him in a minute, go in your office and phone security
From Create Your Own Story
As you phone security, you can see the man out the window. He has moved his large book and now she can see something under his shirt. It is the corner of a DVD case. Now, security answers and she snaps back to reality. The security man says:
"We're sorry, your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system..."