Take the ruler on your desk and look how long is your thing
From Create Your Own Story
-You try to take the ruler on your desk at your left. When you finally reach it, a glass that you left there from last night fell on the floor. It didn't made a lot of noise so you just keep focusing. You are not an idiot and you know how measure your penis. From the tip to your abdomen you are 7,9 inch long. (wow congratulation man luckier than me)
But then your (______) opens the door
it is:
