Suggest you just have a threesome instead.

From Create Your Own Story

"Um... WHAT!?" Kara howls.

"OH MY GOD!" Shayla screams.

The girls are both laughing nervously and howling with faux indignation. Your proposition definitely didn't come out very smooth, and the girls definitely weren't prepared for it.

You sort of stand there uncomfortably as the girls look at each other and laugh even more.

"Are you SERIOUS?" Kara yells. "Oh my God, you are SUCH a perv. Like, seriously!?"

It sort of hits you how immature the girls are. They're practically in hysterics.

Suddenly, a voice comes from behind you.

"What's going on down here!?"

It's Adam.

"Dude, your friend here just asked me and Shayla if we wanted to have a threesome!"

"WHAT!? What the FUCK!?" Adam barks.

"I was totally just joking!" You weakly explain.

Unfortunately, Adam knows you way too well.

"DUDE - THAT'S MY SISTER!"

"Adam--"

"I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. JESUS, MAN, THAT'S MY SISTER! GET OUT OF HERE!"

It's not worth arguing with him. He's pretty pissed. Thankfully, you know he'll get over it eventually, but you definitely blew your chance tonight.

You go home with blue balls. The only action you're getting tonight is with your hand.

THE END