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- 17:52, 8 July 2017 (hist) (diff) Give the audience a box of asthma (top)
- 17:48, 8 July 2017 (hist) (diff) N Give the audience a box of asthma (Created page with 'You reach under your podium and grab your emergency stash of asthma boxes to give to the audience in case something like this would occur. You have one of the violists hand you a…')
- 17:34, 8 July 2017 (hist) (diff) Shove a bassoon done his throat (top)
- 17:31, 8 July 2017 (hist) (diff) N Shove a bassoon done his throat (Created page with 'Oh no! Shoving a bassoon done the disgusting man's throat has only given him more power. He grows to 86 times his size, and falls on your audience killing them all instantly. He …')
- 17:19, 8 July 2017 (hist) (diff) N The Conductor- Continue (Created page with 'You are flailing like crazy now. All this movement will certainly result in the onset of epilepsy sometime within the next 12-48 hours. But none of that matters right now. Music …') (top)
- 17:09, 8 July 2017 (hist) (diff) The Conductor- Keep Going! (top)
- 17:08, 8 July 2017 (hist) (diff) N The Conductor- Keep Going! (Created page with 'The audience has coughed once! Just 3 more times until you can prove that you are truly God. Oh the music your musicians are making is so good. As you approach the crescendo into…')
- 17:05, 8 July 2017 (hist) (diff) Start waving and making faces! (top)
- 17:04, 8 July 2017 (hist) (diff) N Start waving and making faces! (Created page with 'You start flailing your hands like you are having an epileptic seizure. You are making some musical faces at your musicians. Music starts to happen from them, and the audience mo…')
- 18:10, 5 August 2016 (hist) (diff) The Conductor- Introduce yourself (top)
- 15:32, 28 April 2016 (hist) (diff) The Conductor- Kill her out of anger (top)
- 15:24, 28 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N Lie and say the singers are musicians (Created page with 'You begin lying, and slowly the mythical creatures begin to float down through the ceiling. One of them is holding a music theory book upside down. *[[Start waving and making f…') (top)
- 15:23, 28 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N Lament loudly on how the Beethoven symphony without the people singing in it would improve ten-fold if there were singing people in it (Created page with 'You begin lamenting, and slowly the mythical creatures begin to float down through the ceiling. One of them is holding a music theory book upside down. *[[Start waving and maki…') (top)
- 15:19, 28 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Rehearse that Beethoven symphony with the people singing in it (top)
- 15:11, 28 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Open your doors to the audience so that they can cough 4 times while you wave your hands and make faces at your musicians (top)
- 15:10, 28 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Sing "America" from West Side Story while changing every other lyric to "Herbert van Karajan's left middle toe has more talent in it than whoever the amateur was that wrote this song" (top)
- 15:08, 28 April 2016 (hist) (diff) The Conductor- Kill her out of anger
- 15:07, 28 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N The Conductor- Kill her out of anger (Created page with 'You take the one of the violist's violas (those things are disposable anyway), and hurtle it at the poor soul. She shrieks, and before taking on her true form of the Boston Symph…')
- 15:04, 28 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Honor tradition, and whistle the opening phrase of the Mendelssohn Violin Concerto and choose the first violinist who falls from the ceiling (top)
- 14:59, 28 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N Take a request from the audience (Created page with 'You turn around and face the seats with people sitting in them, and ask if anyone has any requests for what they want to hear. A little girl who appears to be around 10 years old…') (top)
- 14:53, 28 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N Open your doors to the audience so that they can cough 4 times while you wave your hands and make faces at your musicians (Created page with 'You stamp your foot on your podium. You have your brass play that famous song the trombones always play from one of those Wagner operas with the screeching people and a ring or s…')
- 14:42, 28 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Continue rehearsing Rimsky-Korsakov's piece about the middle east (top)
- 04:41, 16 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N Rehearse that Beethoven symphony with the people singing in it (Created page with 'This is the piece with the people singing in it. You think that these people are called singers. You have heard about these creatures before. Once, you saw one on a floating clou…')
- 04:37, 16 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N Continue rehearsing Rimsky-Korsakov's piece about the middle east (Created page with 'You tell your musicians that you will rehearse the piece again, now that the deceased Leonard Bernstein poses no threat. You start waving your hands and making faces at your musi…')
- 04:33, 16 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Burn the bee carcasses (top)
- 04:32, 16 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Sacrifice one of the percussionists in the back to stop the Bernstein from approaching (top)
- 04:28, 16 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Let out the Bassoonist you kept in your closet as punishment because they couldn't count (top)
- 15:44, 10 April 2016 (hist) (diff) N Burn the bee carcasses (Created page with 'Smart move. You torch the bee carcasses that once belonged to Leonard Bernstein. As you do, you hear in the distance "I am Leonard Bernstein and I always liked the Boston Sympho…')
- 15:41, 10 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Sing "America" from West Side Story while changing every other lyric to "Herbert van Karajan's left middle toe has more talent in it than whoever the amateur was that wrote this song"
- 15:38, 10 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Give in to his demands and hand over your baton (top)
- 15:38, 10 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Give in to his demands and hand over your baton
- 15:36, 10 April 2016 (hist) (diff) No, these are not my musicians (top)
- 15:35, 10 April 2016 (hist) (diff) No, these are not my musicians
- 15:34, 10 April 2016 (hist) (diff) Honor tradition, and whistle the opening phrase of the Mendelssohn Violin Concerto and choose the first violinist who falls from the ceiling
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