Short And Random XXII/Time to wake up
From Create Your Own Story
You wake up --- this time for real. Oh yeah, you had forgot.
You peer around your "Room". You actually live in the ninth level of Hell. Congrats to you bud. Yeah, you died sometime ago at your house --- you got drunk and choked on a dick or something, you don't really remember the details too much.
Nor do you want to. *shudder*.