Say NO! to drugs and kick him out - no "friend" of yours does drugs! (OS)

From Create Your Own Story

"No way bro, you know I don't do that stuff. And you shouldn't either in my house - I could be arrested for it! No 'friend' of mine does drugs! Get out of my house! Shoo! Scram! Out!" You repeatedly hammer Matticus's colossal rear end with a mop as he runs out.

His hateful eyes stare into yours. "Traitor," he spits.

Just a little bit later, there is a scream from the guest room. Matticus, having attempted to break into our house through the window, has encountered the remains of the cat that you killed there!

• Confess your misdeeds.
• Act as surprised as Matticus
• Point the finger at Matticus, the neckbearded mountain of lard