SPM/Your mom
From Create Your Own Story
You are 16 years old and currently without a girlfriend. You dad is a long haul trucker, which means it is just you and mom most of the time. You want to go out with your friends, or try to get a girlfriend so you can get laid, but your mom makes it difficult.
Just after letting her know you want to head out, your mom asks, "Why don't you stay in and play a game with me?"
You look at her with annoyance, and say, "I don't want to play anything right now. I want to go out."
Your mom begs, "Please stay home tonight. You can choose the game."
You almost say no, but then a thought enters your head. You say, "Fine. Since it is my choice, strip poker."
You know your mom will never go for it. You are surprised when she does not answer right away.
Your mom: