Realize this is sick, get a sex-change, and become a nun.

From Create Your Own Story

You get a sex change and become a nun. Your name is Rageena Flangie. You been at the abbey for years, and one day you get a visitor. It's the black guy. You

• Ask what he wants
• Realize you miss his tootsie roll and grope him
• avoid eye contact and move on with the rest of your day

Status Bar
Health	100	Equipment: Nun outfit or whatever the hell nuns wear, bible, years of built-up sexual frustration, a picture of Emilio Estevez
Status	Ashamedly Aroused
Gender	Female-ish(?)
Social Group	Nun
Boyfriend/Girlfriend	Jesus