Piggy's Day/Say yes

From Create Your Own Story

Piggy: "YES."

The machine whirrs up an unusual retort:

Voice: "I'm sorry, 136 is incorrect. The Earth only has one moon."

Piggy: "WHAT!?"

Voice: "Well we shouldn't expect you to know this, our records say you were born in the Andromeda galaxy."

Piggy: "No, who are you and what are you doing on an emergency broadcast frequency?"

Voice: "This is Gyorge Nietzscheson from the TV show 'Who Wants a Helluva Lot Money?'. What are you doing in our show?"

Piggy: "Well it all started a few days ago when I was at home reading a book and, well long story short, I ended up being arrested and tried of terrorism. I escaped prison and found a Phobosian trade secret gravity reversal machine and..."

Gyorge: "..."

Piggy: "And... I've already said too much."

Gyorge: "Right. If you don't mind, I'll be calling the police on you."

Piggy: "No, I don't mind, go ahead. I'm grasping on strings with this trip as it is."

In three hours, a police ship arrives, and you are taken back into custody. This might've worked out better if you hadn't outed yourself on live radio. (But it's not like you had a choice.)

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