Piggy's Day/Earth's core
From Create Your Own Story
A huge anti-explosion occurs in front of you. This is just as intended: you are now ripping through Earth's crust at 100km/h.
Captain: "I told you this'd work!"
Meanwhile, about 100 meters below, in Hell: Satan is having tea with Groke.
Groke: "Hey, did you hear something?"
Satan: "No. Why?"
You bust through the ceiling of Hell, fall to the ground, and keep straight on digging downwards, leaving a giant hole behind.
Satan: "Oh, those sons of bitches! Can't even have a nice cuppa tea these days without satanists coming in through every orifice, being all like: 'Hey man, I'll be really loyal to you - can I rule a kingdom down here?'"
Groke: "Aren't you going to go after them?"
Satan: "After I finish my tea."
As you dig your way into Earth's upper mantle, temperatures rise and the submarine's steering starts swerving.
Marine: "Captain, steer straight, will you!"
Captain: "The ground is beginning to liquify at these depths. That's going to be a little difficult!"
Piggy: "Oh, no, why did I ever come to this mission? I would have rather died in the middle of the ocean of starvation than dissapear into the center of the Earth..."
