PMS/Throw the pokeball with the dratini in it
From Create Your Own Story
You grab the pokeball and throw it at the tangela. In a flash of light, a dratini appears, the little dragon pokemon blinking curiously as it stares at you. You hesitate for a moment, but it doesn't move. It appears to be waiting for something.
"Well? Go on," you say, pointing to the tangela. "Attack!"
The dratini gives you a funny look, cocking its head to one side, then it twists its thick, snake-like body around to regard the tangela and Aunt Maggie. It looks confused for a moment, like it doesn't understand what's happening, then Aunt Maggie lets out a helpless cry around the tentacle in her mouth, her whole body shaking as she climaxes. It's like the dratini finally realizes that something isn't right.
The little dragon gives a strange roar and lunges at the tangela, wrapping around it and squeezing the tangled mass of tentacles until the eyes inside it bug out. The tangela whimpers and releases Aunt Maggie, wriggling out of the dratini's grasp and fleeing from the house.
"Oh, thank goodness!" Aunt Maggie gasps, grabbing the afghan off the back of the nearest chair to cover herself. "Quick thinking, kid, and good job, Dinky." She reaches out and scratches the dratini under the chin. Dinky chirps happily.
"What the hell was that?" you ask. "Are your pokemon always this horny?"
"Oh, that wasn't one of mine," Aunt Maggie says. "That was a wild pokemon. The other professors and I have been studying this phenomenon. We call it Mating Season. For some reason, captured pokemon are unaffected by it, but all the wild ones go crazy, humping everything in sight. I'm afraid this is just the beginning--it's going to get a lot worse before mating season is over."
