Ongoing Story\But notices the testicle on the counter
From Create Your Own Story
Just before she opens the door she spots the bloody lump of flesh on the counter.
"Holy Fuck," she says and grabs it.
She wraps it in two more napkins to absorb the blood and opens the door licking blood from her fingers.
A short fifty-something fat bald man is standing there mid-sentence moaning and complaining when, from his perspective and the way he later told it to his buddies, "two glorious tits with ginormous dark nipples exposed in a tight white wet T-shirt cheerfully greeted me."
"Oh wow, hi," is what he said to Johanna, while staring at her slurpable swaying suck-bags. He later told his buddies that he said, "Hey gorgeous, you need a hand carrying those?"
Ignoring him Johanna walks down the aisle away from him, as he watches her back. He was so excited to go on this vacation, thinking himself the luckiest man alive, but now he suddenly hates his life as this voluptuous sexy young thing that he will never have an experience with just walks away as if not even noticing him.
Johanna looks ahead to her aisle and sees...
