My next door neighbors\ Keep your shorts on

From Create Your Own Story

You decide to not strip further, you feel uncomfortable with Dan being able to see you. You know for a fact that you have the better body and with that confidence booster, you walk over to the pool and dive in...

Well all is good and well, but you forgot that your keys, cellphone and wallet was still in your shorts.

Guess who just lost his house keys and caused the neighbors' pool pump to break down.

Nice going! Your story ends here.