Murder A Random Old Lady

From Create Your Own Story

You shoot an old lady near you, then bleed out. Little did you know that she was the infamous Nut Cutter. She killed thousands by slicing off men's testicle's and shoving it down their throats. The local media blamed the deaths of the civilians on her, and made you a national hero.

You died, but it coulda' been worse. At least the world doesn't hate you.

THE END