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From Create Your Own Story
"So," Janet's friend says, "how's the pregnancy going?"
"Not too bad. Lately I've been tired a lot, but, Marie---and I don't know if your other girlfriends have ever told you about this---I've also been horny almost all the time the past two months. It's fun sometimes, but it can be really frustrating, too."
"Actually I hadn't heard about that," says Marie. She sighs. "I envy you so much. Bill and I have been trying to get pregnant for two years now, and still nothing."
You decide it's time to reveal yourself. You become visible right between the two of them.
"Matt!" says Janet, "what are you doing here? How did you get in? What . . . ?"
Marie looks at you in confusion. "Janet, who is this kid?"
"My neighbor across the street, but---"
"Actually," you tell them, "I've just become a god."
Knowing they'll be skeptical, you decide to offer proof. The Lockes' cat Sniffles has just walked into the room. You turn Sniffles into a large Labrador retriever. You also briefly turn off gravity in the room.
They both look at you in awe. But then Janet says, "I still don't believe it."
Marie says, "I think I do."
You decide to convince Janet by reading her mind. . . . Well, there's a tasty secret to share!
"Okay, Janet, how's this for convincing you? Almost nobody knows that your baby isn't your husband's. Whose baby is that?" You poke her lightly in her bulging belly. You could tell her, of course, but you want to hear her say it.
In shock, she answer's quietly, "It's Dave's." Marie looks at her questioningly, and she continues, "He's a high school junior I've been tutoring in Spanish. We've been having an affair since this past summer."
"And you conceived the baby . . . in the college library study room," you tell them. "Pretty hot stuff, Janet." You didn't used to call her that, but you are a god now.
