Knock them both out with the binaca spray
From Create Your Own Story
Not a chance in hell that you would touch this fat fucker. You grab your special binaca and spray the fat man directly in the face, then quickly spray the readhead. They both have a shocked look before their heads slump down and they lose consciousness.
You hear footsteps behind you as the blonde approaches. You turn and quickly unleash another blast of the binaca at her. She gasps in surprise and then slumps into a pile on the floor. The room is now quiet aside from the snores of the fat man, and you laugh to yourself as you survey the scene. It looks as if all three of them passed out naturally and you doubt they will even remember you entering the room.
You can now examine the hallway from their door without interruption. You move to the door and look out the peephole, seeing that there is at least one guard in the hallway. You are dressed like a call girl and the fat man definitely had call girls in his room, one of which was blonde, so you reason that you would probably be able to walk out of the room without being bothered. Even though your disguise is good, you might have to explain yourself if the guard or anyone else stops you as they will probably expect you to simply leave the resort. You could also head back out onto the balcony and try skirting the perimeter some more as Ivan's Room might balcony access like this room had.
