Kick the zombie to the ground
From Create Your Own Story
You kick the zombie in the chest as hard as you can, sending it to the ground. Then, you begin to rapidly stomp on its head until all that remains is a bloody mess where the zombie's face used to be.
"What is that?" Jane asks. You step back a little.
"I think," you begin, "It's a zombie." You hear the kitchen door open and you and Jane turn around to see a tall, skinny white man and a brawny black man rush out, both wearing a chef's outfit.
"What happened here?" the skinny cook asks as him and the black man come to the bloody corpse of the zombie. Jane looks at them both, obviously still shaken up.
"Oh, Hugo and Barney!" she she exclaims, "Well, Kristopher here just had to kill a zombie!" You notice that the white man has a name tag that says Barney, and the black man has one that says Hugo. They both look extremely skeptical.
"I'm sorry," says Hugo, "Did you just say zombie? I don't think those exist." You notice a second zombie enter the restaurant, this time a female.
"Oh yeah," you say, indicating the female zombie, "Then what's that?" Hugo and Barney stare in horror at the grotesque creature as it slowly limps closer. You grab the fork behind you and ram it into the side of the zombie's head. It collapses onto the ground and you turn to the others, fork still clutched in your hand.
What do you say to them:
