If he'll accept a handicap...

From Create Your Own Story

You pass him a series of tequila shots.

"Wait, what?"

"Drink theese, then you'll have yor contest."

"No."

"Then go somewhere elshe, creepo."

He snarls, makes angry gestures, yells and finally picks them up and drinks them. Right. One more condition: you're pouring.

"Uh... okay."

It's really not long before he collapses. There's one or two murmurs of disbelief, the guy had apparently been doing a whole bunch of drinking contests before this one and had always one- er, won.

Oh well, nut-kicking time!

Furry Status (you)
Health 100 Equipment:

Nothing

Gender Female
Species Lizard
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