Hurry to the remains of your house
From Create Your Own Story
There's nothing to see, other than brick dust and a very satisfied Mr. Prosser.
That actually might be something to see, except that just then, with a noise like a cross between Led Zeppelin's farewell concert and the eruption of Krakatoa, a huge fleet of Vogon Constructor ships flies overhead and announces that the Earth will be demolished to make way for a new hyperspace bypass in "two of your Earth minutes."
The vast yellow ships thunder across the sky, spreading waves of terror and panic in their wake. The voice of the Vogon Captain slams across the country, insisting that the planning charts and demolition orders have been available at the local planning office in Alpha Centauri for fifty years and it's too late to start making a fuss about it now.
Throughout the noise, Ford is shouting at you. He removes a small black device from his satchel, but accidentally drops it at your feet.
Do you:
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| Health | {{{Health}}} | You have: A flathead screwdriver, pocket fluff, no tea, relaxed muscles, due to having drunk much beer 
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| MP | {{{MP}}} | |
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