Hoboken Hal 1
From Create Your Own Story
You hurriedly make your way up the shag-carpet stairs into the kitchen, where you grab the phone.
"Hey."
"Your call will be redirected. Please hold. *Click!* *Awoooo-gah!* This is your captain speaking! For taking our ten-question survey, I'll hook your ass up with a one-way ticket to Aruba. Get the Hell out of this shithole city! Press 1 to continue!"
What the Hell now?