HH-W: Find Peter, the caveman

From Create Your Own Story

Peter is your best friend, and has been since you were in kindergarten. Of course you need to check on him. You dash over to the kitchen. As you do so, you notice that there is not nearly as much gore in the living room, and the door is wide open. Your guess, and hope, is that most people ran away before much violence happened.

You walk into the kitchen and find Peter, or what Peter now is. A caveman sits on the kitchen floor eating. It looks as if he took all the food from the fridge and the counter, threw it on to the floor, and is now feasting on it like an animal. He clearly doesn't notice you enter the kitchen, so you give a little cough to alert him to your presence. You see the caveman pause and look up at you with a blank expression on his face. For a second, he looks like Peter, just mixed with one of the GEICO cavemen. But then you see his heavy brow furrow further, and suddenly he is yelling and charging at you. In shock, you merely hold your hands up in self-defense and cry, "Stop!" To your surprise Peter stops mid-stride, his face contorted in rage.

You are thankful for your new powers as you catch your breath. You look at Peter again, taking him all in. He doesn't look like a real Neanderthal. He looks like a comical version of a caveman. He is taller than he was before the spell (nearly 6'5), with broad shoulders, a bushy beard covering a good deal of his face, and a big wide brow. His face looks very human, aside from the brow. He still has his big blue eyes and his clean, white teeth. This spell is so odd. You then notice his loin cloth, which in his frozen stance has shifted so you can see a massive uncut cock hanging between Peter's legs. Now you need to decide what to do with the lug.

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