Fuck all of this. I'm moving back to Wisconsin, to be a farmer.

From Create Your Own Story

You could have had it all. Fame, fortune, girls, guys! But hey, Hollywood ain't for everyone. So, you've decided to move back with ma and pa, in the land of cows and cornfields as far as the eye can see. Oh, yes. Wisconsin. Good choice (snicker). You fool. Now, you will suffer, for you have failed. This is the worst choice you could have made.

THE END, YOU SUCK, WISCONSIN IS RETARDED, I WOULD KNOW, I AM 16 AND I LIVE THERE

Status
Health	Waning	Stuff: Axe, Shovels, Cows, Farm, Tractor, Ugly hick girlfriend, hard labor to do every day, failure, too much milk and eggs, ugly people surrounding you, no money, depression, self-loathing, dirtiness, shame, a life of bullshit, (good going!)
Influence	-50
Fame	-50