Cover yourself with an empty Ham's cardboard 6 pack holder
From Create Your Own Story
You fervently wish that the muddy cardboard unit had held tallboys and yet, sadly, additional coverage is unneccessary: the Hams package seems to protect your basic modesty.
Suddenly your Babymomma pokes her head out the ruined cardboard window and hollers affectionately to you, "What are you doin' you worthless sack of <inaudible>. I'm gonna come down into that gulch and <impossible physical act>!"
Ah the ineffable flower of your heart! You wonder why you leapt from that window after all...
Do you:
- Shout obscenities at the slut till she confesses her true romantic feelings for you
- Shout obscenities at the slut until the local authorities come and taze you
- Flop back into the mud and wait for the seasons to change
| Status | ||
| Health | 100 | You have:
No pants |
| MP | 0 | |
| Level | 1 | |
