Charge the podium and beat him to death.

From Create Your Own Story

Like the mad scientist you are you charge. Without concern for what will happen after, you plow through the startled and gasping crowd. All that can be heard over their shock is you screaming "Ich bin ein juden." You aren't, but it sounds good, and it's the only German you know.

You reach the podium flailing your arms about like they were helicopter blades. You strike the Fuhrer not once, but multiple times. He falls from the stage. His head lands in such a manner that there could be only one result, death.

The crowd looks at the Fuhrer and rush to his side, while a gang of those Hugo Boss douches charge after you.

You are: a Time traveler
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