Bottled Water

"Bottled water," you say.

"Watching your calories?" your date asks.

"I'm trying out for the football team," you lie.

"Really, what position?"

"QB."

"That's really sexy." She swivels her tongue.

You reach out for your bottled water. She grabs your hand and moves it. Kate then grabs the bottle and sucks on the big part of it.

"Meet me in room 205 in the Westing Building in 10 minutes."

"Oh, oh, okay," you mumble.

As she leaves, a brunette walks up to you.

"Hey there," she flirts.

"Hi."

Just then a group of rowdy football studs walk in.

"Hey Jess. Sweet ass," one shouts.

"Fuck you," she says.

"Oh baby, talk dirty to me," he yells back.

"Come to my room, room 506 in the Westing Building in 10 minutes, ok?" she asks.

"Yeah," you say.

So who do you meet in ten minutes?