AN HERO YOURSELF!

From Create Your Own Story

"LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIVING!" you spew out. You quickly run out onto the nearest highway, transform yourself into a normal human male. You hitch a ride to the nearest big city, you get a job as a 7/11 worker, climbing your way up the corporate ladder, until you become the CEO of 7/11. You then live 40 years raising the family, you love deeply. 4 Children, a stunningly nice wife. You then go to say a speech on TV. You pull out your ALBIUAOGA blaster 7844 and zap yourself for everyone to see.

YOU R DED. *CLAP CLAP*