Use the gift card as a shuriken
From Create Your Own Story
Since it's useless anyway you toss the gift card at the masked weirdo, slicing the top of his cranium clean-off, landing on some kid's plate. he is now dramatized forever but whateves. You saved the day!
You are revered as a hero and is given a key to the city. You use the key and now officially own the Mayor's Mansion, which becomes your base of operations.
You start a network of corruption and greed, and unlike any old mafia movie, you do everything right: you don't hire the complete psychopath, you don't trust the "new-guy," you don't do drugs. Everything works out for you in the end...
