UDX: Let Chris shoot his eye out
From Create Your Own Story
You are now Chris. You are humorous, methodical, and protective. You have a huge crush on Ashley. You are looking down the barrel of your gun.
You start shooting targets and you don't miss a single one.
Sam: Nice shooting, Tex.
You do a dumb little dance.
Chris: Oh Yeah! I'm a badass!
Sam: Anyone and their brother could shoot targets that close.
As if on cue a squirrel sits on a stump.
What do you shoot?
