The red lobster
From Create Your Own Story
You throw in you life-savings in. You just know the red one is going to win. DING! The fight begins. Everyone starts cheering, including you. The two lobsters are released and they snap their claws at each other. In a few seconds the red one is snapped in half by the blue, obviously superior lobster.
You begin to cry, now you're poor as shit and there's nothing you can do about it. You have no more money to pay off your debts and the Mexican Mafia is going to have at your legs, or worse, make you drink the Sauce!
Oh snap! What are you going to do?
