Tell them about Analland and your quest
From Create Your Own Story
You settle back as the creatures curl closer and begin to regale them with tales from your life in Analland and your quest for the Codpiece of Kings. It's not long before you notice their attention waning.
Their luminescence dims and their eyes glaze. They begin to shift restlessly and yawn as their curiosity evaporates. As you describe your experience this morning in the Outpost Settlement, one of the creatures begins to fidget with the buckle of your pants.
You're in the midst of explaining the smell of the Chief Mage's hut when you suddenly feel a cool breeze on your pecker. The Elvin toys with it lazily. You falter mid-sentence when she leans in and sticks it in her mouth.
One of her sisters watches in sleepy amusement. "Such dull stories... this entertainment suits us better."
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