Tell the antsy guy you're there to relieve him

From Create Your Own Story

You walk up to him and say, "I'm your, uh, replacement."

He barely gives you a second look, and says, "Thank Fucking God! I've had to piss for hours. Here's the box. Remember, $5 for mouth, $10 for cunt, $15 for cunt no condom, and $20 for ass. Don't let anyone in without paying."

Hiding your confusion, you watch him sprint down the stairs. You have your instructions.

Next you:

• Look inside Chad's room
• Announce that Chad's room has no charge
• Wait by the door.

You are:
Josh, age 15