TGTLA 10

From Create Your Own Story

You get the fries and the soda and destroy them both with Tom eating power. You're too hungry and need more. While Steve slowly pecks away at his food you get back in line. You've gotta have it.

"I'll take 2 bacon cheddars, 3 whammy burgers and a milkshake." The cashier looks at you incredulously but taps the order into the machine. The food arrives and you go buck wild on it. You're spilling shit out of the side of your mouth but it doesn't matter. It's just that good. Steve is at first amused by your eating display, but comes to be disgusted by it during the 2nd whammy burger.

"Eating that much is going to make your poop hole blow up," Steve says. "I don't want my toilet broken."

You brush off his concerns, pretending not to hear him. You're busy right now. So busy you don't notice that Steve got up and left. You had bought another 6 bacon cheddars and were working on them too. You wander outside the Arby's in a daze.

"Ah. Ooh. So ful..." you stumble around. The sun is bright in your eyes and blinds you. There is grease massed on your cheeks and a small piece of bacon on your chin. The food in your stomach is sapping so much of your strength that you barely realize what's happening when you trip into traffic in the street. You die a sad Arby's afflicted death. This wasn't what LA was supposed to be.

You are dead, The End.