Shout obscenities at the deputy until he tazes you
From Create Your Own Story
You shout a heartfelt poem to the deputy. Many of your expressions are colored by regional vernacular. All of the actions which you describe are expressly forbidden in this state by statutes which predate the Civil War. The deputy sheriff soon tires of listening to you and uses his controversial but effective electrical device to help you into sweet civic responsibility.
You awake in the drunk tank, looking at a bear which is sharing your cell.
Do you:
| Status | ||
| Health | 100 | You have:
No pants |
| MP | 0 | |
| Level | 1 | |
